The Story
• Send a huge greeting card that is sure to leave a lasting impression.
• Front: You Know You've Been in College too Long When...
• Inside: You Know You've Been in College too Long When... * You consider fast food to be "real food" * You actually like doing laundry at home * 4:00 AM is still early on the weekends * Two miles is not too far to walk for a party * You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it * Computer Solitaire is more than a game it's a way of life * You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps * Looking out the window is a form of entertainment * Prank phone calls become funny again * You start thinking and sounding like your roommate * Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth * The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday Congratulations and enjoy life after school. Comes complete with envelope
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Description
• Send a huge greeting card that is sure to leave a lasting impression.
• Front: You Know You've Been in College too Long When...
• Inside: You Know You've Been in College too Long When... * You consider fast food to be "real food" * You actually like doing laundry at home * 4:00 AM is still early on the weekends * Two miles is not too far to walk for a party * You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it * Computer Solitaire is more than a game it's a way of life * You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps * Looking out the window is a form of entertainment * Prank phone calls become funny again * You start thinking and sounding like your roommate * Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth * The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday Congratulations and enjoy life after school. Comes complete with envelope
